Canada’s Population Increases By One

The other day I was annoying at least one person for not being an Facebook because I was out doing other things.  This is what I was doing.  I am now, officially, Canadian.  They gave me a cute little maple leaf pin, taught me the secret handshake and told me that though I was Canadian I wasn’t responsible for Justin Beiber.   We splurged in celebration and had nachos and beer for dinner.


11 thoughts on “Canada’s Population Increases By One

  1. Hey, congrats! And if Justin Bieber is the worst thing Canada can be blamed for, you guys are doing well! 😉


  2. Congratulations! It used to be Bryan Adams you had to appologize for (why I don’t know; I was a fan) but I guess that just means I’m getting old. I hope you will be happy as a Canadian!

  3. Congrats….now you can officially complain about our politians and how they waste our (oops..
    your) money!

  4. Congratulations, eh? Did you learn the secret spelling of Canada? C eh N eh D eh. Goes with the secret handshake.
    – Sheila

    • Geez, Sheila, you’re a regular Edward Snowden when it comes to giving away Canadian secrets. Now all those people fleeing Trumpland will blend in and we won’t be able to find them. — Larry

  5. But seriously … glad to have you with us as a Canadian citizen, Larry!
    – Sheila

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